What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 02:06
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
If a cat is feminine in German, what article do you give to a male cat?
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
Me : Because it's month of August.
What are LGBT+ people tired of hearing?
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
Me : I don't drink coffee also
How is it not psychopathic to use someone for sex, even if they agree?
Me : I don't drink
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
He : I'm 24.
Me : Thank you.
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
Why do most people care so much about what others think? Are they afraid of society norms?
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
Me : Sure.
Why does my vagina and around my butthole itch? I don't have weird discharge and I'm still a virgin.
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
Why am I so tired of the keto diet?
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
Isn’t freedom of speech and expression an absolute right?
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
He : So, are you seeing someone?
He : Tea ?
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
He : Then let's have some coffee
Me : No
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?